This sounds like a really bad joke, or at least like the punchline to a really bad joke, and trust me, I know bad jokes, I am literally 90% bad jokes, ask anyone I know. But it is not, it is the truth, mankind, excuse me, womankind, has reached the technological level where we can make beer from vagina yeast.
Yes, that is just as gross as you think it is. Beer made from the yeast from a vagina. That is fucking disgusting.
The name of the beer is The Order of Yoni. Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains that the word “yoni” means “vagina” in the Sanskrit language and the logo/artwork associated with the beer is also the symbol of a Hindu Goddess.
Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains, “The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with a lovely angel.”
The site addresses the issue of safety with this statement, “The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. All the material is examined on the presence of other bacteria and viruses. Secondly, the procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product completely clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria once again, and the findings will be published here to make you completely sure it’s healthy.”
The first batch of beer being made includes the lactic acid bacteria from the vaginas of Czech models, Alexandra Brendlova, Monika and Paulina.
With a donation of €10,000, Mann will brew a batch of Order of Yoni produced from your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria. Just in case she’s holding out on you!
Presently Order of Yoni has only raised €279 out of €150,000 goal. However, the creators are not discouraged and determined to get this product to a “hungry” market.
Check out the video below!
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Author: By – Aditya Joglekar
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