Being married and being in a relationship has similarities. But there are also stark differences. They are hard to point out at times but they do exist.
Let these tweets show exactly what I mean!
Fart once for yes, twice for no!
Remember when he used to hold it in when you were dating but now that you're married he just answers with a fart?
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) February 16, 2017
Just use the damn key hook man, c’mon!
When dating: It's so cute how you never knows where your keys are!
After marriage: The key hook is right HERE. Use it. You're killing me.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) October 7, 2015
Pettier fights happen because y’all just don’t care anymore!
Dating: I could never stay mad at you.
Marriage: It's been 3 weeks and we still aren't speaking over a fight about a laundry basket.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) March 21, 2017
This is the true difference!
If you're dating and get an "I love you" text for no reason, it's endearing.
If you're married, you wonder why he has a guilty conscience.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 27, 2016
Seems to add up right!
Crush: I hope he notices me
Dating: I hope he notices my new dress
Married: DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE HAIR ALL OVER THE BATHROOM?
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) December 27, 2017
What kind of music is on that CD?
When we were dating, my husband crafted a multi-CD playlist for my "Day the Music Died" party, now I get excited if he texts me back "sure."
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 29, 2016
In some ways aren’t both of these things equally as important?
When you're dating, you message your partner about sex & fun date ideas. When you're married, it's about breakfast cereal iron content.
— Manders, maybe (@mommywhitfield) March 10, 2017
Well, did the dog poop?
Texting my wife when we were dating – What are you wearing?
Texting my wife now – Did the dog poop?
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 18, 2016
Ahh, the classic back zit!
10 days into dating: [hides every imperfection]
10 years into marriage: "Look at this zit brewing!" "The one on my back puts that to SHAME."
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 18, 2016
Money is differently managed for sure!
dating: its cute that you dont eat all the chicken off a wing
marriage: there’s like $1.75 worth of chicken left on those bones, meghan
— brent (@murrman5) December 18, 2017
What do you think? Is there a difference between being married and being in a relationship? Let us know in the comments below!
Author: By – Aditya Joglekar
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